Allen Pooley

Half of the @websavers ownership team. Web hosting and server management fanatic. Parent. Husband. Home cook.

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@AnantGupta_ @AppSumo @noahkagan @emailitcom So, bear with me a moment... a guy who is promoting a platform to enable people to do cold emails... is:
- Showing his customer's information + emails publicly
- Complaining that his shady business was blocked by a non-shady business
- Has no proof, just whining.

Cool story bro.

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@JustinTrudeau Still can't afford to live, TwatWaffle. Wages haven't increased for shit with inflation. We put you there, we'll take you out of there, serve your people.

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@NintendoAmerica my son just got a Magicarp to max stats, level 100, without any bottle caps. He's super proud about it, and worked at it for months to get there. He really hopes you see this!

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@ChefBonesNS Don’t sweat the small stuff; you’ve got a mission and you’ll get there. Don’t worry about stepping on a pebble when you’re out there dodging boulders. Keep going strong.

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Now I’m only a mess in my head.

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I still clean up pretty good.

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@DollDagger Social media rots the… the thinkerdoodle. The one inside the roundy-thing on top of the neck? Idk I was just on Facebook and I don’t feel smarter for it.

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@DollDagger *headpats*

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@DollDagger Pfft. Never. Still shining bright.

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Judgement dog knows what you did, and yes - he’s judging you for it. But, he’ll let you off the hook for a treat. And maybe some scritches.

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@mattdagley Makes me sound like a dating coach. Nice.

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I am living in a carefully constructed house of cards.
On a plane.
With turbulence.
Weeee.

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@DollDagger I have no idea what you’re eating but it looks suspiciously delicious.

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@ChefBonesNS My pleasure my dude. it’s incredibly motivating to see your progress and I have zero doubt you’re gonna crush your goals.

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@DLynnMatheson Clyde would drive four hours for you if the roles were reversed. #teamclyde

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Apparently this isn’t how bills work.

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Weekending like it’s 1997 and by that I mean I’m as broke as I was when I was 13 and there’s a lot of shitty rules I need to follow and I really want to get off this carnival ride we call life.

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The stress of waiting for my tax return to get processed is almost as brutal as the state of my bank account while I wait for the refund.