Allen Matthews

Fan of the Titans, Preds, Vols, Grizzlies. My one claim to fame is I’m the guy that predicted Mariota would throw a pass to himself for a touchdown.

[Ankit Pathak 🇮🇳 @ankit_acerbic]

Hands down to the greatest Suprehero ever

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

“Idaho health officials are investigating how nearly 60 people got sick after drinking raw milk in the past two weeks” https://t.co/zAYee6RVq6

[Up & Adams @UpAndAdamsShow]

"You better have your head around… I haven't really had a QB that as soon as you put your foot in the ground, the ball's out."

Titans WR Wan’Dale Robinson on playing with QB Cam Ward ⚡️

@wanda1erobinson | @Cameron7Ward | @Titans | @heykayadams

[Allen Matthews @Allen_m]

@keithdorejel @diesoneveryhill I died laughing at that line the first time I heard it, but to be fair, there was a literal spell book in episode four. She may have been right lol.

[Allen Matthews @Allen_m]

Captain Clark when Mary tried to leave.

[Indiee @1ndieeCisive]

How it feels when the soda burp comes out ur nose

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

Oi! CUBIE!!!

#godofwar #godofwarlaufey

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Allen Matthews @Allen_m]

@esjesjesj Your algorithm is off because I’m seeing all kinds of love for it.

[Allen Matthews @Allen_m]

@YoSoyCandel Me reading the electric bill each month

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[Allen Matthews @Allen_m]

@CardPurchaser Big Jeff

[Allen Matthews @Allen_m]

@nba_paint Welcome to fatherhood lol

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@stephenasmith check cleared.

KNICKSHAUSEN and the UNCURSE continue!

(Danhausen is on a European travel time delay)

[Allen Matthews @Allen_m]

@nba_paint Congratulations!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Jared Stillman @JaredStillman]

Why does no coach ever suggest paying the coaches less?

[Alex Wakeford @haruspis]

kratos: i miss my wife :(

atreus: i can’t believe mother is gone :(

meanwhile, laufey:

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Happy Birthday @elicayomanor! 🥳