Guy on dating app: “I’m 5’10”
Me, a 5’8 women: “great!”
We meet, and he’s at least an inch shorter than me.
Guys: why do yall do this? It immediately tells me you’re willing to blatently lie to me, and the trust is immediately broken. I won’t believe anything you say.
Joining the CIA hoping you get to do some crazy James Bond shit, but then they hand you a twitter account and a folder with detailed instructions on how to larp as a racist e girl
Burger hall of fame
First ballot:
- Beef patty
- The bun
Solidly in:
- Lettuce
- Tomato
- Cheese (American)
On the fence:
- Onion
- Pickles
- Ketchup
- Bacon
Hall of very good:
- Mustard
- Sesame seeds
Correct me if I’m wrong but you said you hope Lamar tears his acl in front of his mom, all bills fans should just stop, the internet is going to be forever cooked there’s no coming back