Allenson Robinson

box box

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

And I’m like… where the fuck is my burrito man?

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Not an employee so I never wash my hands

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

I love YouTube shorts and being retarded

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Drink beers every millisecond of the day through an IV

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Starting the “more beers” chant pre-takeoff

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Allenson Robinson runs on Dunkin

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

How am I supposed to vape with two beers in my hands

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Wearing camouflage at my desk job

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

two joints & two crows

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Committing fraud in places you didn’t know exist

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Told my dad I was into puppets and he told me to go fuck myself

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Doing a MASSIVE giveaway, like to enter. Giveaway drawing takes place 12/31/2035. Make sure to get in on time!

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Just took a poop at work and now my pants don’t fit

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Diarrhea ❌
Shitsplosion ✅

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

My mom only talks to me on Tuesdays

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Such a good little corporate whore

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

How do I take a picture of my phone

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Not gonna shower anymore

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

If you’re not drinking beers every day or every minute you’re lying g

[Allenson Robinson @AllensonRetard]

Hanging out at the library in a ski mask