Sam McKim

He/Him

A collection of trash that pass through my ears

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Regret is being 8 Coronas deep and having to clean the shit out of your cats litter box

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The same people ubering you home are killing you in Fortnite

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Double lube cursive L

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Just saw police pull over a driverless vehicle. How does that work?

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@Zedd this u? Asking for a friend

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“I’m not gay, I’m just goofy”

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“My middle name is work.”

“Sorry to hear that.”

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 8 9 10

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Just witnessed @chucknorris sell time to a clock

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Who’s Jimmy and where can I find this buffet?

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When is Harry Styles coming back as Eros in the @Marvel franchise? I need the ball to start rolling on this it’s been 4 years thank you

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Why doesn’t @jerseymikes sell jerseys?

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The probability of anything getting better at this point is as high as Best Buy serving breakfast

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@Eminem wish you were here ❤️

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If you can start a fire, you can start a family.

- @Mattykfilms

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Charmin and Balenciaga collab

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What the fuck is büscometry?

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@psychoBunny when are the shoes dropping?

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His name is Eggsack Lee