New Yearβs hottest club is...Staying the Fuck Home. This place has EVERYTHING! Cheap drinks. Heavy pours. Your favorite spot on the couch. No bathroom lines. No cover for ladies (masks & bras not required). VIP fridge access. Live performances by you staring at your phone & MORE!
Someone in a neighboring apartment started blasting music at 10 pm last night and Iβm trying very hard to not be an old man shaking my fist at the sky. But cβmon man... ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT
The great thing about Philadelphia is you literally can't insult them. They take any attempt at insult as either a compliment or an offer to fight which is also a compliment in Philly.