Alley Bangarang

Funny like a funeral.

[Alley Bangarang @AlleyBangarang]

Is $uicideboy$ just ICP for gen z?

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Currently starting my very first permanent 40 hour work week schedule since I was maybe a teenager? It’s always been 50-80 and I’m excited to breathe a little!

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Something is seriously wrong with my brain. I cannot human well.

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I can’t imagine being a person who believes drag queens dance around in underwear for children, same crowd that’ll take their kids to hooters.

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So fucking tired of America, and it’s joke of an obsession with gun rights that lead to a new mass shooting every fucking week. This does not happen in other rich, developed countries. There’s no way to stop it now. The idea of America was ruined long ago.

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I don’t have the patience for tofu presses or boiling potatoes.

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Someone in Canada tried to violate my account. Gross. It’s not even cool.

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Getting lasik has taught me that I’m really bad at eye drops.

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Fun fact, though I have anxiety, I love going out to eat alone.

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It’s 6:30 and the sun is still out. I’m so happy.

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@Jah__Rule Thrift U.S.A. is like that I think for sure, thrift store city has some decent prices and others not so much, but I thought the owner there goes to estate sales and buys bulk for so@e reason? They’re still both my favorite to visit because of what they get!

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Thrift store prices are getting out of control. They get shit for free and are charging full retail (some cases more) for free used shit. Insane. I’m looking at you CHKD and Goodwill.

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I just realized that Darla doesn’t have dew claws… they were probably removed as a puppy but her feet are sensitive and now I’m sad for her.

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I don’t care what y’all say, seagulls are beautiful.

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@bennypowell I’ve got 35+ on my dads side and talk to like one once a year basically. Only talk to one out of 5 on my moms side

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Your lack of experience with something does not invalidate someone else’s experience with it. Your perceived knowledge of a subject does not negate the encounter of someone else that has faced it head on.

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I’m too busy to do things for myself.

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America is a fucking joke.

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Haven’t dealt with insomnia for awhile. Not enjoying this at all.