Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug

[🦋Ashe Maree🪻 @AsheMareexoxo]

hahahaha

[Words @wordstionary]

Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone.

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My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

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I like you how I like my coffee. I hate coffee.

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

Misha Collins has resurrected me from hell and I am back on Twitter! Thank Chuck and Walter for Castiel!

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

@MDWobotics I said "annoy"! Not kill! If people died when I annoyed them the planet wouldn't have an over-population problem!

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

@HeedObeyServe I can has a cookie? And let me wear my sparkly shoes again!

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

Sometimes, when things get awkward, I like to think about how fedoras are the new dark sunglasses. And time travel!

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

My new boredom reliever shall be annoying the Observers! #Fringe

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

@HeedObeyServe Comfortable? Will there be puffy chairs? I like puffy chairs!

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

1 2 3 4 I declare a time war! #ResistanceCivilWar

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

Tweet. (I get a phone with the twitter app and yet I'm never on...)

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

Dear sister, Just because my present is hard to open, it doesn't mean I don't love you! You just have to work a bit for it!

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

How is it when my doctor says "go undress" and I reply "sheesh, buy me dinner first" that I am deemed the inappropriate one?!?

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

Been having weird dreams. Humans with no forehead because their hair starts at their eyebrows...

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

Should I paint my nails sunshine-y yellow or sparkly pink? Decisions...

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

@AgentLincolnLee Try turning this: "It's not cheating if you do it with AlleyKitty!" into a good thing! I meant hugging, but people assume!

[Sleepy Lil' Bed Bug @AlleyKitty13]

@AgentLincolnLee Perhaps, but one can be thought of as friendlier than they actually are.