Thee

Kitty cat

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

This is how I feel at work, everything. I’ll clean up someone else’s mess, not because I want to but because I don’t want it taking up my space. Should be vice versa too

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Always thought this was weird

[choyce @choycebrown]

the fact that we had to ASK to use the restroom in school is so weird, like i really have to ask to take care of my personal business??

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

2020 crazy shit

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Iron Mike is back.

54-year-old Mike Tyson will fight Roy Jones Jr. in an eight-round exhibition match, per @KevinI

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Got off work, came home, ate some ice cream, gave my dogs some ice cream. Dogs are happy, I’m happy. Goodnight 🌙

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

If he does this that would be awesome and he would be a great guy. but still unfit for a World Leader

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Bruh

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Kanye West crying on video saying he wanted to kill his daughter, Donald Trump wants to fuck his daughter and there’s really people seeing the shit they both post on twitter and think “wow this should be my president” sick of all these trash panda ass Americans. I hate it here.

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

@Mylezzy23 😭😭 Come on Kanye

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

If “Hollywood” isnt OVER by the end of 2020 then I know this place(“earth”) really ain’t shit

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Period. Periodd. Love to see it

[BROOKLYN GODDESS KAY THEE ONLY @Bananakinss]

Queen of Pentacles:

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Howm I gonna eat 🤣 crying I’m the corner ass bitches 😭

[BROOKLYN GODDESS KAY THEE ONLY @Bananakinss]

Queen of Pentacles:

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Abbey gets 4 days off in a row and she’s texting me talking about how flights to Cancun are cheap. I can’t

[Iz’ @iz_xoa]

Looool 50 Cent reminds us every single day why he got shot 9 times.

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Someone’s gotta do it.

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

I kind of feel like a piece of shit for being a bartender during a pandemic but ???

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Now this!

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

I’m crying 🤣

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

woke up sick to my stomach because I dreamed about that fucking crackle nail polish we all wore in 2010 what the fuck was that who decided that shit was cute i’m in a cold sweat

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Wait wait wait cubs are training at wrigley???

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

But it makes my decision of ordering $125 sandals a lot easier

[Thee @Alleycarlson]

Working 16 hours today I’m no where near cut out for this shit