Before ADHD diagnosis: "Why do I have $500 worth of crochet gear I never used?" After: "Oh. Buying the supplies gave me Dopamine. Doing the hobby requires Executive Function. Mystery solved." 📉
"That actor looks familiar. What else have they been in?" Most people: no idea.
Neurodivergent me: phone already unlocked, character name searched, actor identified, IMDb open, casually naming five roles they played in 2013 like it's basic knowledge.
i know my soulmate is gonna be a weird nerd who makes stupid jokes but is super intelligent and randomly sings song lyrics mid conversation and dances with me mindlessly in the kitchen