Alli Porter

25 | sasquatch enthusiast | frenchie mom | singer & Berklee alum | talent acquisition manager | M.S. forensic psych passionate about correctional reform |

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Fit to see @adamlambert tonight!!! Loving my @tejanico choker 😘

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@MysticEye666 People who say out loud that they’re empaths are almost never empaths…

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@tmfansupport please tell me why i waited in the queue for over 5 hours only to be kicked out and put in the back of the queue once I made it to the front...

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Departing Twitter once again! Insta/tiktok @alliaporter

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Showed up to Jr. High one day after a few days out sick and my friend was shocked bc she had been told that I DIED.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

what’s the wildest rumor about you you’ve ever heard?

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The credit scene of Bumper on The Voice? Incredible.

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Pitch Perfect 2 is so camp I fucking love this movie Elizabeth Banks is a directorial genius

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The Green Bay packers having a secret acapella group? Peak comedy

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Ham plays the piano, watch full screen for full effect 😂🥹

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Baby’s first snow

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@supmikki21 Lol it’s not real 😂😂😂 just thought of it while I was making pasta for lunch

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*me in a job interview*

Interviewer: what’s your biggest weakness?

Me: I can never make the right amount of pasta

Interviewer: me either, you’re hired

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Halloween Ham

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Well Yee-haw 🤠

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@kombucharlie69 These r good selections

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The closer we get to Halloweekend the more I send my friends and family unsolicited costume suggestions

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I will always call baby Yoda baby Yoda. I do not care that he has a name, I do not care to know it, I will forget it. Baby Yoda it is.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

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@cartierdior Holy shit this is stunning

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Starbucks prices?? Wild. $7 for a grande PSL w/ soy milk

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The house was ~haunted~ 👻👻👻👻