Allister

Mostly me yapping about irl stuff tbh

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Sexting the DM (my girlfriend) during combat to throw her off and (hopefully) gain us an advantage

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

The extremely vivid (and weird) dreams I get from my antidepressant is both amazing and a curse

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Why are we doing this at 8 am

[Alli 🦐🍉🇩🇰 @AlliAffirmative]

Happy Purple Day everyone!
Seen a lot of jokes about this, so I just wanted to put it out there that Purple Day is to help spread awareness about epilepsy, a neurological disorder

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

@tumblrgurl721 No, but maybe I’m about to be if that’s what I have been selected for 😂😭

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Why is this a little threatening?
Selected for what??
Please

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

I love running around with Ziva in the garden and ‘chasing’ her when she has got the ball. Literally one of the best activities besides cuddling her

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Almost halfway through (42%), and it’s not as bad as I expected, but man, still not the biggest fan

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Work is very slow today, so I’ve just been listening to my audiobook most of the time

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Okay, putting my guess for what happens out there now. This is for the book ‘end of watch’ by Stephen King

[Alli 🦐🍉🇩🇰 @AlliAffirmative]

This will be an interesting read, I think

Going to keep y’all updated

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

I’m 57% into this book, and it’s FINALLY getting interesting

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Hey guys, dark tides is amazing.
It’s all I can think about.

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

I got to be autistic at scout and solve morse codes, life is great

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Who needs bags when you have a good kid jacket?

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

We have to wear semi-formal BLACK shoes at work, but I didn’t think when I left for work, so I’m just wearing my blundstones

Let’s pray we’re too busy for my manager to notice

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

For context: the dishwasher still needs to finish, but he needs to do it in a much slower way, and I can’t help
So I’m just chilling and getting paid

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

Took a closing shift at work to get some extra hours, and today the drain clogged, so I’ve spent the last two hours just chilling on my phone

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

I’m getting a small indoor trampoline tomorrow I’m so excited

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

I’m just all cuddled up in bed and listening to music, and I wish I could stay here all day tbh

[Allister @AlliAlternate]

@BehrJAlt Behr I’m so stressed