AllisonWonderland

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[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

Finally got some cake 👄
@ThomasSeubring

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

Still waiting for some cheesecake.

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

@nico_kazoo @ThomasSeubring @QuinnXCII Uh YA 🏆

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If you get arrested and you go to jail and you’re wearing your contacts but like you need to take them out at night and u don’t have your glasses on you then are they gonna give you opti free or just let you be blind or will they let someone bring your glasses or no

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

@ThomasSeubring @LouisTheChild 😔 I am inferior @LouisTheChild

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

consequences

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

If you don’t have a muffler on ur car u def have a tiny weenie

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

Please shoutout me & my paleronis 🍕 @ThomasSeubring @nico_kazoo Quinn!!!! @QuinnXCII #INamedMyDogAfterYou

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

@ThomasSeubring 🫡

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

Do doctors give themselves checkups or???

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

@Jordan_Swimmer Pretty much 😭

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

we in a RECESSION and they worried about our COOCHIE thats crazy

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

Today is a dark day in America, but I want every Michigander to know this: I will keep fighting like hell to defend safe, legal abortion in our state.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

🦏 “We have managed to create successfully at least 14 embryos that are now preserved in liquid nitrogen.”

Conservationists in Kenya are trying to save the northern white rhino from extinction using IVF

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

@Jordan_Swimmer Nooo you’re just rockin’ it girlie 👑

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

Nobody cares about stranger things

[AllisonWonderland @AlliBee210]

Is English the only language that has cursive writing?