Alli Ruddle

mojo jojo is a chode

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

i've decided i want my funeral to be a roast so everyone that comes will be required to roast me at least 1 time and then we're gonna end the service by playing usher's classic 2004 hit "Yeah!" as i'm being lowered into my lil hole

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

bad day to be a pizza roll

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

number 1 thing i'm dreading about having a kid is having to watch paw patrol

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

my longest relationship to date #MyTwitterAnniversary

[steph @steph_mcca]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

in a corn phase

[bakedbeanfan101 @bakedbeanbimbo]

i miss corn

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

i just realized i've planned more details for my funeral than i have for my wedding sooo what level of mentally ill does that put me at

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

are Pisces really that bad ?

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

“don’t go alone, take this”

[charity case @charityosborne]

the homeowners association are a bunch of narcs

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

BBL (baked bean lover)

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

got told today (for the second time in my life) that i look like someone's dead friend

[Aphrodite🧚 @bellalunaestela]

‘euphoria’ energy for each zodiac sign ~ pisces

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

can’t tell if i need a hug or to get hit by a car

[charity case @charityosborne]

something is in the air today and it needs to leave

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

happy birthday friend

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

@lijaaderegg i'm still here

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

why does north west's baby doll got fendi slippers and i don't

[Alli Ruddle @AlliRuddle]

bf went to the preds game with his friends tonight. he just facetimed me to introduce me to the french man they brought home who speaks minimal english