alli sally | BLM

Alli, she/her/hers,

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

Unfortunately Snapchat has correctly identified which celeb gossip I care about (Gypsy rose, jojo siwa, Olsen twins)

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

I want a pet bumblebee

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

Y'all remember flicking the juul pod or was I just a fiend

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

Some states are simply trying too hard w their road signs

[͏ ͏  @TeezySooSkep]

“is it some gas gas though?” - a mf with 10 dollars

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

On the plane with a 5 year old whose parents won’t let him have headphones to listen to music because he always scream-sings along

[kind of yelling] “I won’t do it this time!”
“Buddy, you always say that, and it’s never true”

[lex @lexlisbon]

what's a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

IG DM’s feel like a minefield some times like nope not ready to process and respond to that one SHIT guess I am now

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

Did she alr have the empathy sweater or did she buy it specifically for the apology video #loveislandusa

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

Nice try Elon, for some reason twitter won't work on my phone (hence my extended absence) but it works on my laptop !!! it's been 3 months, what did I miss?

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I’m glad we didn’t lose someone this funny

[Mars @Marsspace17_]

The mother of Eagles player C. J. Gardner-Johnson’s two kids calls him out for sending threats to their daughter prior to the Super Bowl and not being present in their kids lives.

She also speaks on @CGJXXIII lack of respect for Black women.

[Jay 💙 @JazzyJ87283918]

For MAGAs who don’t understand the constitution.

1. A judge cannot overturn a law as written.

2. An executive order is not a law.

3. A president cannot create a law without Congress.

So a judge has every right to overturn an EO if it’s found to be unconstitutional.

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

genuinely cannot even imagine what it would be like to make this much money

[Jason @devlij1]

@elonmusk Judicial review does not mean judges “run the country” it means presidents must govern within legal and constitutional boundaries. If any president could act without legal limits, we wouldn’t have democracy we’d have dictatorship.

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Some man in the gas station just said I looked like a skinny Keke Palmer. I live

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

Anyways, he wanna bring my career aspirations of being a lawyer into it talking abt I just wanna argue so I hit him w a “case dismissed.”

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

This man wants to lie in my face, then when I catch him on it, bring up my law school aspirations and say I’m just trying to argue, then when I tell him I’m still waiting on his rebuttal, say he’s not rebutting a false accusation, then when I tell him I have evidence (1/?)

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

into it. Yes he gave me a lot of trust issues, but sir I’ve known u for a month me not trusting u has nothing to do w that? And I did trust him! Just wasn’t sure why he’d lie abt this one thing, a little lie, and then ride so hard for the lie?? (3/4)

[alli sally | BLM @Alli_Sally]

He’s gonna say he knew I had that evidence, and that he won’t explain himself just to “appease my accusations” when I just showed him how they aren’t accusations but statements rooted in evidence, and now he’s saying I’m bringing “baggage from my rls w ur (my) dead ex bf” (2/?)