Allie Entwistle

left and went to Bluesky ~*~* I do comedy & my pancreas does nothing *~*~*~* cContributor @reductress she/her

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Did the opposite of getting laid last night (did an improv show)

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Suck it X, ya girl is shit posting on Bluesky now 💅 https://t.co/Gcgsg4JZHA

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@secondhusk I agree it's so frustrating as someone who also bikes/walks to get around. Best I've found is to bolus less for meals/snacks if I know I'm going to be walking right after and eat snacks before I walk (or as Im walking).

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@nathanharenice Can I have a copy of this?

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If I die please finish all the unread New Yorker articles festering in my tabs for me ❤️

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I wish i knew enough about weather patterns to be able to confidently leave the house in a down vest

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Tired of BRIDEZILLAS who make the day all about them and not about what’s really important which is me looking hot in the pictures

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Please do not bother me I have a lot going on (I’m currently ghosting 2 separate people on fb marketplace)

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@stoppodcasting Really sad to see!!!

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Is there a Spotify playlist for when you’re giving someone a ride and you want to look cool?

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Every day I’m bombarded with opportunity

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@martawess Just love to collect the stuff!!!

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Just picked up enough insulin to kill a horse and the pharmacist said “are you diabetic?”

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You know what gets me off???? Loving missionary sex with my spouse

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Back on tinder!! (at Oppenheimer by myself loudly asking every man which war this one is about)

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@nathanharenice Shit where is this?

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Call me crazy but it would actually be super rude to call me crazy you don’t even know me!!!

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I have terrible news for you at 8pm central (I’m a news reporter and there was bad news today. Check out the news to see me do it)

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I’m the worry they told you not to girl about

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@DrGMackenzie Nailed it

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It’s actually just the guy who killed Jim Davis :(

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Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating 'Garfield' Creator Jim Davis https://t.co/quYFPeKwE7