Allie Farnum💋

never gonna grow up, never gonna slow down

[•emma• @emma_s_cole]

Just saw a selfie with the caption “thank god I don’t look like what I been through” and if that ain’t the mfn truth lol

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

There’s litterly a doc I work with that wears cowboy boots every shift, and I swear I think it’s a women wearing stilettos every time he comes walking. Like whyyy lol. I’m over here with my sketchers on 😂.

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@randonthomas @ashleybouchey I know I can’t do it either but it’s tempting ha

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@ashleybouchey @randonthomas Most likely 😂😂

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@ashleybouchey @randonthomas Yes lmao just don’t go ham on the tequila

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@randonthomas @ashleybouchey Ya knowww technically when u get out of the secound trimester you can have 1 or 2 small drinks ha I haven’t tried it yet tho 🤷🏽‍♀️.

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

Courseee power goes out and stormy af when als away on vacation SOS pregnant bitch is scared.

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

This is my life nowww https://t.co/dtiRo9EIgU

[Çonner Rawling @conner_MAU_24]

If you always post throw back pictures it’s probably cause your fat now 🐸☕️

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@_laurengalusha The cheetah gorls

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@_laurengalusha @randonthomas Shittt it takes that long to bake a cake. Good thing my showers at a bar.

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

The warm weather just makes me realize how sober I’ll be this summmerrrr 😭😭😭.

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

Lol @laurabornt snap chat stories make my life. Even tho it’s been it’s been dudes tryin to be like magic mikeee.

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@hannisaabelle @_laurengalusha @randonthomas Laur when has that ever stopped you 😂

[Brittany👑 @BrittWhitt06]

Why don’t you just make hoe your occupation 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

Some females make me LOL. Ur faker than the I can’t believe it’s not butter I smothered all over my toast this morning js 🤷🏽‍♀️.

[Allie Farnum💋 @AllieFarnum]

@aeveltzxo Omg 😂 wtf was I on

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

More fishin' less bitchin'