Alicia

Wife to an amazing man, mommy to an awesome son, and fill-in mother to everyone else.

[Alicia @AllieH123]

Ohio friend got dumped a week before prom & flew me from CO where I lived to go with him. I got food poisoning so he had no date. #PROMFAIL

[Alicia @AllieH123]

I cannot tell a lie, I don't wanna be a phony. The only horse racing I've seen was on My Little Pony. #KENTUCKYDERBYRAP

[Alicia @AllieH123]

At my wedding my sister said she was the pretty one. I wanted to get her back but she got married at city hall with no family. #WEDDINGFAIL

[Alicia @AllieH123]

My grandma has had a dead cat in her freezer since 1990. We would freak friends out by asking them to get the corn. #MYWEIRDFAMILY

[Alicia @AllieH123]

Window wouldn't stay up so we duct taped it over the door frame and ignition was busted out & had to start with a screwdriver #MyWorstCar

[Alicia @AllieH123]

@NinjaJediMaster I don't know what I did, but thanks! You're rather fabulous yourself :)

[Alicia @AllieH123]

@holyKRAmP @MajesticPuffin You two.....

[Alicia @AllieH123]

@RachealGray you're just gonna spend your evening crying now aren't ya

[Alicia @AllieH123]

Today I discovered that my cousin @OliviaPettet are handwriting twins. Her twos aren't as awesome as mine though.

[Alicia @AllieH123]

Gettin inked!

[Alicia @AllieH123]

Abby's got zombie-like eyes #freaky #stilladorable @BooBear_74 @JoshofWestern

[Alicia @AllieH123]

@DaniVandal too studly for your own good

[olivia robinson @OliviaPettet]

“Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.”

[Alicia @AllieH123]

This weather + bad nights sleep = me wanting a nap

[Alicia @AllieH123]

New cell phone case from hubby #ATF #prolife

[Alicia @AllieH123]

@NinjaJediMaster showing @JoelJonesATF his Satellites and Sirens fanny pack #ATF #cool

[Alicia @AllieH123]

@RachealGray I've saved his life countless times this week

[Alicia @AllieH123]

My girls are so pretty @rachealgray amazing_gracie11 http://t.co/cNLdbwDfJT