Allie Morgan

Your moderately inappropriate friend who enjoys going out for Thai food as long as you don't chew it too loudly. @treefortfest

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

What is your favorite Cinco product?
#ChrimbusQAndA

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

What is the true meaning of Chrimbus? #ChrimbusQAndA

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

Where is David Liebe Hart?! #ChrimbusQAndA

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

Who was the creepiest person to ever be on set? #ChrimbusQAndA

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

When can I buy Cinco products for real - namely, the Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer? #ChrimbusQAndA

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

Running around in circles while screeching #MyQuarantineInSixWords

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

Made the mistake of looking up new beds online and now all social media marketing platforms are trying to shove every single brand of mattress up my ass #hellotwitter

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

Can't wait for Santa to dump truckloads of beautiful clean coal in Trump's stocking this year #SOTU

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

@jimmyjohns That’s the only validation I need.

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

On a scale of 1-10, how shameful would it be to eat a Jimmy John's sandwich in here? #WhatIThinkDuringAShower

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

That which doesn't kill me only makes me stronger #PaliodiSiena

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

@PapiMaiz @PopCorn_Media eeeeeeeeee #eeeee

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

can it just be waRM ALREADY GOOD GOD

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

As #treefort2017 gets closer, the number of showers I take gets smaller #nastygirl

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

"I feel like there are other buffets we are forgetting about." #buffets

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

Feeling thankful that I can wear beanies at work. #itsthelittlethings #noshowernoproblem

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Dear @realDonaldTrump ,

Shove it up your ass.

Sincerely,

America

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

@PapiMaiz *ear out of corntroll

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

Sufficiently inappropriate + air horns #MyHumorIn4Words

[Allie Morgan @AllieMo4989]

@PapiMaiz you're out of control