Allison Brombach

My friends call me Allie. Alabama alumni as of December 2015. Trying to figure out this crazy thing called life! #RuckTide

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

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[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

@UberFacts I have “pee dreams” where I dream I’m trying or am actively using the bathroom and I will pee myself if I do not wake up.

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

The only thing strange happening is crazy conspiracy theorists getting their knickers in a twist and clutching their pearls over companies offering customers the option to not have a corporate holiday shoved in their faces, especially if it is a sad/bad reminder for them.

[The Arizona Blade @TheAZBlade]

Something very strange is happening with Big Corporations. Out of nowhere, @kroger owned @FrysFoodStores, @KayJewelers, @Hallmark, and now @DoorDash have all sent "Opt out of #MothersDay" emails to their customer base. This is not organic.

This reeks of anti-family activists.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I grew up relating to these two and my parents never got my checked for anxiety? Ok

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

You would think that the person people regularly ask if you’re with is actually your person. It sucks when you have to admit that that isn’t your person only because they say they aren’t. 🙃🤡

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

You may be in his bed for the night. But I’m impressing him with my cooking skills in the kitchen during the day so who is really winning here?

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

When you are mourning someone you haven’t even had to leave yet you know it’s messed up. #complicationship

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

Ignoring red flags because you want to see the good in people will cost you later.

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

I hate being out in public and having my time ruined by seeing someone I know you would choose over me in a heartbeat. This is who you created.

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

TW Miscarriage
So… does holding a 4 month old miscarried fetus in your hands for an hour while your boobs leak milk you’ll never use make you a mom or is that considered getting upset every year for no reason? Just asking for a friend…

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

PSA. If you don’t agree with affordable healthcare, feel free to pay out of pocket the next time you require treatment. If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t get gay married. Don’t like abortions? Don’t get one. But don’t tell others they can’t because you don’t like it.

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

@bellykachman We also know where our clit is. So who is really winning here?

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

My god baby called me today for the second time and I feel so special. 🥺 He even hung up on his dad to do it. All I heard on the phone was “dadada”. 😂 Granted it was probably by accident but I’ll always take his calls even if he can’t hold a conversation yet.😍 @ThisMermaidMama

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

I heard about the scandal at The Social from someone that lives in freaking Canada y’all. There’s a limit to the saying any press is good press Corpus lmao. 🤣

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

Hey Texas drivers. It’s raining. Which means y’all should really stay home and let people who know what they are doing get to work. Two wrecks within a mile of each other is ridiculous. TIA! 😘

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

I really hate people who take on an animal and then just leave it when they move out like the animal is ok with being abandoned. A new neighbor moved in and this cat was out there meowing outside the door for hours thinking it was the previous occupant that left without it.

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

Is feeling super melancholy a side effect of Covid or just being in isolation for the past four days knowing I have six more to go? 🥺

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

I want to know why, when I’m paying for Amazon Prime already, I still have to pay to watch certain shows or movies. They aren’t even new. 😢

[Allison Brombach @Allie_Marie91]

@ThisMermaidMama You’re under some considerable stress with your road trip and all of the emotions you’ve experienced the past few weeks. Dehydration while traveling is such a struggle. Hopefully supply picks up once you’re home and settled back into a normal routine. Love you babes. 💓

[Louis Aguirre @LOUISAGUIRRE]

Is there an award for best signage? There should be.