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I'm super, thanks for asking.

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@pattonoswalt I cheated. This was the first one and I find it captures my destructive whimsy more accurately

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I have 5 followers. I know two of you. To the other 3 - hi! How ya doin? Are you lost? Would you like some tea? I have lots of tea.

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Apparently, the Senate won't vote on the Covid-19 Relief bill until all 600+ pages have been read outloud. I vote they bring in @gwatsky or John Moschitta to do it.

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This brings up a very good point and may be the key to deprogramming American Nazis and white supremacists and get us safely and quickly through the pandemic - one person's success means everyone succeeds; it's really in your best interest if you care about the people around you.

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@_saracannon From Houston, can confirm this has always been the send-off with any of my family members and what I've used for years in customer service.

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@softboyuk I am an adult in college, currently distance learning. Yesterday's class with my Philosophy professor included the exact same interaction and I love that that sort of connection transcends age.

PS - He does indeed have a cat.

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@cmclymer I'm almost scared to hope until impeachment goes through, but I am cackling about Parlar getting bricked.

[Pro-Democracy RTs @ProDemocracyRTs]

In 1923, Adolf Hitler led a failed coup. He was treated leniently. Germany moved on.
A decade later, he was dictator, and the worst disaster in the history of the civilized world ensued.
In 2021, when the president of the United States leads a failed coup, we must not move on.

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

B/c Nazi & Holocaust are trending, I thought I’d share a (not so) fun fact I learned via family documents I found when compiling things for the German citizenship restoration application.

This is my great grandfather & his brother’s birth records from Berlin. Note the difference

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I signed
https://t.co/VsueC5NvTO

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Me, a mess: Baby, why am I like this?
B: When you mix a bottle of wine &an ounce of Mexican dirt weed together in a vessel saturated in narcissim &unrealized childhood trauma &mix it like that carousel from Something Wicked This Way Comes but if Run DMC controlled the spin...

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I had plans for today, but 5 tucked himself and his baby yoda into my bed with me and my dog climbed onto my lap and I haven't had coffee today anyway so we'll just call the day a wash

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Every time I listen to this podcast, my husband asks me if I have been talking to my sister. #neverlosttheaccent #NewPatron https://t.co/YOQcTeWBDV

[Harry Alford @HarryAlford3]

This is how Ireland ended its newscast tonight

[Allieloop @Allieloop1]

@Stonekettle Like an obese turtle on his back

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@cmclymer I was so so so fucking proud - my 13 year old is gonna come of age under a president that SEES THEM and will protect their rights and they SAW that president elect name them specifically as deserving those rights.

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@oldgodspod Hey, my birthday! Best present so far

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@georgiapburdell @altonbrown @WaffleHouse THROW IT ALL IN THE HOTUB, WE GOIN SKINNY DIPPIN