Allison Whitten

peace & love

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

Love cats

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Dear Rogers,

Have you tried unplugging the mega router, waiting two minutes, and then plugging it back in?

[Upper Credit @UpperCredit]

Wiggles is a sweet and friendly 10-year-old cat who is looking for a new home. She gets along well with other cats but would prefer a quiet home without dogs. Contact the shelter if you'd like to meet her. https://t.co/S4bk4vAUGo #UCHSAdoptableAnimal

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

If you are sick of the Jennifer Anniston memes you are so so wrong and are not fulfilling your loyalties as a 90s child

[Hannah Early 🌸 @hearly11]

You know you're bestfriends when you randomly run into each other at your favourite restaurant wearing the same shirt 😂 @Allieoop911

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

Mountain biking actually looks like the most unenjoyable sport. I can't even make it up the Gordon hill in Guelph.

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

To everyone who laughed at my recent Kijiji purchase of rollerblades, you were right. Roller blades: 1 Allison: -5. #ouch #swollencheeks

[Pad Tay 🍝 @poTAYto_T]

Marriage is so cool. It's like "I love you and if you want to breakup with me you're going to have to pay a lot of money"

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

Dinner tonight: tostitos, Krispy Kreme donuts and a tomato. #nutritiondegreetouse

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

We're not crying. You're crying.

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

If you haven't seen Civil War, Chris Evans muscles essentially rip his shirt whilst he is holding a helicopter down. So there's that.

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

I'm still upset my parents never let me have the shoes that had a wheel built in. #adultsizesplease #skatershoes4lyfe #brokendreams 👟

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

How to "business casual" in warm weather when all I own are one pieces, booty shorts and sports bras. #retiredlifeguard #bjsattire #adulting

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

Every time I'm sad I just remember cap 3 comes out this weekend and then Im okay again. #itsthelittlethings #blackwidowcrush

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

"He's worse than terrible" - Don Cherry on Ovi and I love it. #suckstosuck #Letsgopens 🐧

[Allison Whitten @Allieoop9fh]

I don't want to be an adult. I want to have a pet sitting company where I take naps, play sims, and watch the OC in my spare time.

[Pad Tay 🍝 @poTAYto_T]

No one inspires me the way @Allieoop911 does