Allison Thompson

Armchair detective, exercise procrastinator, fundraiser

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

I ❤️ SF #unfiltered

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

@MadridXtra A classic case of "Girl, you started it" and clearly can't finish it

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

@kenzianidiot Brooklyn 99

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Frank Isola @TheFrankIsola]

Next up: FIFA overturns offside on Croatia. The goal counts. It’s now 2-2. Send Portugal and Croatia back to Toronto for extra time and possibly PKs.

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

Can FIFA also overturn the offsides call on Croatia

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

Right before a break: "Zlatan will pay for the ads. Can we stay?" 🤣🤣 Thierry Henry's one liners are as expert as Norway's playing this afternoon!!

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

I mean he simply didn’t touch the ball

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

Croatia just got robbed. I have yet to see an angle of that play where the ball touched the Croatian player in the air. ROBBED. And I have no horse in that match. #worldcup

[Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi]

Heaven on Earth!

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

@FreddyLA7 Time head west of the Mississippi. Lots going on here in San Francisco. West Coast, best coast!!

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

@pbdmcniel My name is Allison and I worked at Guitar Center for 3 1/2 years. Curses on Elvis Costello.

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

This. My last ride the Waymo doubled back on its course at one point, totally didn't even try to make a right turn that was on the route, which caused several extra minutes going around a block. Also the route was through the parts of the route with the most pedestrian traffic 🤷

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

Six months ago I did several Waymo rides that left me jaw-dropped at how good they are.

This time around it’s nothing but frustration. For the second time in a row, the car unable to do a simple dropoff (eg get out at a red light, instead decides to do an 8-min loop for nothing;), impossible to get in during a red light when there’s no parking and then has me chase the car for minutes just to stop at the middle of the road with blinkers on etc

Human drivers have common sense necessary for downtown driving these Waymos lack

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

Six months ago I did several Waymo rides that left me jaw-dropped at how good they are.

This time around it’s nothing but frustration. For the second time in a row, the car unable to do a simple dropoff (eg get out at a red light, instead decides to do an 8-min loop for nothing;), impossible to get in during a red light when there’s no parking and then has me chase the car for minutes just to stop at the middle of the road with blinkers on etc

Human drivers have common sense necessary for downtown driving these Waymos lack

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

Accurate. No notes.

[Eli Mernit @mernit]

7am flight out of SFO

- Leave house 1h before flight leaves
- 13 min Uber to airport, views of the Bay
- TSA agent smiles asks if you like the Grateful Dead
- Ads for AI agents that cure cancer
- Multiple food options spanning global cuisines
- 2 min walk to gate
- Get upgraded to business class
- Depart 5 min early

7am flight out of JFK

- Leave house 3h before flight leaves
- 73 minute Uber to airport, bumper to bumper traffic
- TSA agent hates you
- Ads for underwear
- No food options besides Jamba Juice and hardboiled eggs
- 17 min walk to gate
- Get downgraded to seat next to bathroom
- Depart 2 hours late

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

Me too @NYCMayor. Me too.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Gov Hochul has formed an exploratory committee for New York City to host the 2042 Winter Olympics.

Mamdani: I think when anyone asks me about the Winter Olympics, the first thing that comes to mind is, “Feel the rhythm, feel the vibe, come on boys, it’s bobsled time!”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Gov Hochul has formed an exploratory committee for New York City to host the 2042 Winter Olympics.

Mamdani: I think when anyone asks me about the Winter Olympics, the first thing that comes to mind is, “Feel the rhythm, feel the vibe, come on boys, it’s bobsled time!”

[Allison Thompson @Allijo99]

@FreddyLA7 Pssssssst. You don't have to take it all. I'm sure the cleaning staff would appreciate some of it.