Jeremy Webb

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@popgloss Were you actually in Argo?

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Dad: "If I had a ladle, I'd have massive juice in there."
Me: "That's what Hitler was missing."

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So there's this girl I'm in love with. She's pretty cool. #feliciaface #iusedthathashtagwrongonpurpose

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Ghetto is directly proportional to fingernail length.

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The ceiling just collapsed on top of a bunch of people at the restaurant I was at. Where's chicken little when you need him? #shitsonfireyo

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"You can teach me" "but I'd have to charge..." God I'm hilarious. Bow to me peons. #skypedate @Felicia_Face

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@ashweee33 action potentials!

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That awkward moment when you see your own eye in the reflection of your glasses.

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http://t.co/kXXRTgycD8 #GTAV

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My yard has dandruff. #snowproblem #pun #hashtag #SOCKS

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@StephanieSuhr awww yissss.

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@StephanieSuhr inception inside inside jokes. Insidejokeception. #insidejoke

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@StephanieSuhr now all we need are inside jokes! Or we could just say inside joke and make that our inside joke.

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@StephanieSuhr we're slowly becoming actual friends! Muahahahaha!

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Girls who smoke are disgusting. #gross #never #notwithatebfootpole

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@ashweee33 I had a muffin for breakfast.

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I just want a girl who quotes Firefly. Is that too much to ask? #cancelled #imademyselfsad #ihatebeingsingle

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Walked all the way to lot 4 before I realized I parked in lot 2. #wrightstate #imgurandwalkingdontmix

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@AllisClam oh wow I just noticed this. @ashweee33

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Am I the vandal in my group of friends? I'm not sure how I feel about this. #carjackingadvice #notreally #lockedkeysincar