Allisan

allisAn. ♐️

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

VGK is being targeted. Disgusting and piss-poor calls from the entire start of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Bribes are showing through the lack of equal treatment towards BOTH teams. Being close to someone in the industry who understands the rules 100%, these calls are BIASED AF.

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

I literally just fixed my dishwasher, and I came in today to unload it after not loading it for the past four days had another portion broke… it’s fine, I’m fine 🥹🙃

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

Misses flight Friday morning after sprinting to gate, only to miss by 3 minutes…. 🙃🤦🏻‍♀️
Second flight out, delayed.
Flight coming home, delayed.
🙃

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

YOOOOO 4 IN THE FIRST PERIOD!! 🤪 let’s get that hat trick!! @jackeichel @GoldenKnights

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

I’m being fuckin punked

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

I don’t know how I feel about this but I can sense when something bad is about to happen. I literally feel my entire core out of calibration. I don’t know how to explain it but something is very very off. Please stay safe out in this crazy world

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

@AshleyMilisits Luckily dad came in clutch with the AC unit from the trailer 🙏🏼

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

AC went out at my place and it’s 90° inside 🙃

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

It’s happening all over again

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

*FURIOUSLY RUBS TEMPLES*

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

Fixed one chirping fire alarm the other week and I WAKE UP TO THE ONE IN MY ROOM CHIRPIN AFTER I HIT SNOOZE.
What kind of sick joke is this… let me procrastinate my alarm in peace ☹️

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

Hehehehe I love being right sometimes 😎

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

@savjalapeno Fuck a fire, the of all detectors beeping would be more of a risk 😆

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

My fire alarm decided to start low battery beeping in the middle of the night last night 🙃

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

@copacetictrash I was row M wtf!! I’m sorry I missed you!!

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

@copacetictrash 119 ! Where you at

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

@copacetictrash Right there with ya girl. I’m so tired and I’m debating if I’d rather be sleeping 😂

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

Any medical assistants looking for a job? 🤗

[Allisan @Allisandarling]

I think I’m going to be spicy today. 🙂