Allison

Dentist. Dog mom. Boy mom. Amateur foodie. Lover of words. Music enthusiast. Eternal ballerina. Shopaholic. Bravotv (Andy Cohen) loyal. RU.

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

@ContinuumGirl Help a sister out.. what song was this?? Such a short clip and my only guess is last train home.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

these were the best days of our lives…

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

There’s a 90s outro on the album version of Area Codes. The more you know..

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Do we think that Mason and Ball are collegial? Asking for a jar.

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I am the first person to support a multitask, but the way that Spotify stays on at a lesser volume when you make a phone call is awfully presumptive!

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

@JaimePrimak Meatloaf with rice in it

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@bzawislaboksz Yes but I watch them full through every time.

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Perplex that @Gap and @OldNavy don’t have the ability to generate a gift receipt for you after a purchase is complete. It’s 2024… Best option is returning and re-purchasing the items. Really? @Target helped me accomplish this in under 5 minutes. End rant.

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

The most depressing Freudian slip is when you try to use your home front door key to lock your office.

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

When did Matthew Lawrence and Chili get together? And why did no one tell me?

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

@kellykeegs @TheDozenTrivia @britneyspears Can’t unsee this

[Watch What Happens Live! @BravoWWHL]

Tune in to the #WWHL After Show with @JohnMayer now! https://t.co/X19yDzUJ6b

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

@BravoWWHL @JohnMayer 🤓🤩🌊

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

@Andy @JohnMayer Who would play you in a movie?
Favorite emoji to use besides the wave?
What contemporary song do you wish you had written?
How is moose?

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

It’s been real. ttfn. X

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Just passed a store called “Wigs, etc.” Forgive me for thinking the cetera is not obvious enough for such a name.

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The way @BravoTV never makes us live without a Below Deck season running 🥹

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

Shook by the glow up of the GSP rest stops on a daily basis.

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

When the car in front of you at the McDonald’s drive-through gets handed a vanilla cone… Way to show up my unsweetened iced tea. Power move. 🍦

[Allison @AllisonCarries]

New parenting achievement unlocked: my almost-2-year-old requested a @JohnMayer song by name out of the blue.