Allison

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

I really wish my spring semester professors had known me as a fall semester student

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

@risasimon31 "sane";(verb): to consume 3 or more drinks.

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

It's called compartmentalizing. It's the reason I'm sane.

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

@risasimon31 willingly sharing your food or alcohol with another person. #seriouslove

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

@JoseCuervoShot literally offended my entire bio class today for having a different opinion #why

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

Generally I feel like a sane, functioning member of society. But then I visit my parents for the weekend..

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

Wouldn't it be a cool world if everyone just collectively decided to be respectful of each other?

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

If you're stuck on deciding if you want to be with this person or that one, the answer is probably neither.

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

"Some say he's robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave." - Futurama

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

Midterms are over, there is a Harry Potter marathon on tv, and I'm flying to Rado in 3 hours to see the best person alive. So happy ❤️

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

Rave culture is my favorite culture 🌎❤️

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

🎶"Come with me, my love, to the sea. The sea of love."🎶

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

It was a big, big world but we thought we were bigger 🎶

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

Well..I missed the memo about just getting shit on by everyone this week. #manicmonday

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

Can I just draw everyone's attention to the fact that subway doesn't even do 5 dollar footlongs anymore. What's becoming of this world?

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

I think I lost my glasses today in the Murphy center. Where do I go if they were found? Heeeeeelp meeeeee I'm bliiiiind. @Viterbo_Univ

[Allison @AllisonDZimm]

🎶The opposite of love's indifference 🎶