Allison Detloff

nyc!

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

@dora_brumbaugh omg what a cutie!! they’re kitty twins!! 💗

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

this is now a fan page for my cat bug. he has this little quirk where he bites my head so he’ll probably kill me. he is beautiful though so i will document here. he was free and loves french fries. we call him trash cat (lovingly)

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

drip

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

this was not enough money for college:(

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

Is this enough money for college???

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

today a bunch of old men asked kyle to see a pic of me and he pulled out his wallet bc he keeps a pic of us in there hahahahhahaha so cute!!!

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

my money is for me. his money is for we!

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

why do boys think it’s cute to post pics w dead animals???

[Detloff @_DETLOFF]

The four horseman of the apocalypse.

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

in hs i toured miami university. i didn’t actually want to go there i just wanted to see kelly kipoor from the office!
that may seem like a dumb reason to tour a school, but on that same tour i met a boy who only went bc he liked that red was one of their school colors❤️

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

my brother complained for YEARS about having to go to my hs graduation. he joined the army and couldn’t come. now there’s a pandemic so my graduation got cancelled. but joke is on HIM bc i’m graduating again in 1.5 years. let’s see what he does for that one!

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

@sesamestreet we love karli and so do all the little kiddos they would be over the moon to have sesame strett stuff of their own!! 💗💗

[Abby Giffin @awilhelm2017]

@sesamestreet Hey Sesame Street! My mom is a social worker and loves your newest muppet, Karli (she even cried when she saw the video)! She wants to use Karli to help the kids she works with, what are the chances she could get some merchandise? Maybe even her own Karli?

[Abby Giffin @awilhelm2017]

@sesamestreet Hey Sesame Street! My mom is a social worker and loves your newest muppet, Karli (she even cried when she saw the video)! She wants to use Karli to help the kids she works with, what are the chances she could get some merchandise? Maybe even her own Karli?

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

i think it’s kinda rude sonic doesn’t have fried pickles

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

a tradition: every year on may, 5 i google “what is cinco de mayo”

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

the older you get the better you get. unless you’re a banana

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

i think there’s something about me that screams “bad driver” but i’m not sure why

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

@awilhelm2017 almost!

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

how do people find hobbies? my mom is getting sick of my sarcasm and i need something new to do

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

i would give my brothers left ear to be able to safely eat in restaurant w my friends again💔

[Allison Detloff @AllisonDetloff]

people who do a full face of makeup everyday for online school scare me