Allison Farris

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

#Heelys

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

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[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

Redownloaded Twitter just to say new record!

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

Redownloaded Twitter just to say new record!

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

First time outside of Columbia without my dad and his spare key! #callthelocksmith

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when billionaires launch themselves into space we should lock the door behind them and split their money

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

Olympics here we come

[Autostraddle @autostraddle]

Would you prefer to Hide Your Lesbians or to Bury Your Gays? This quiz will let you know where you fit in to the wonderful world of Lesbian and Bisexual TV Tropes. https://t.co/kSwWLHCFqQ

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

@EmelynPiotter I guess you should have filled out those worksheets I made you in high school

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

Same energy #stuckboat

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

1/18/21:
@EmelynPiotter promised that next time we fly together she will wear flippers on her feet through security, on the plane, etc. Consider this tweet a binding contract.

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

@EmelynPiotter TITTLED

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

Final thoughts: who let Billy Crystal play opposite Meg Ryan??? Also Carrie Fisher killed, of course

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

#cancelmen

[Allison Farris @AllisonFarris]

/I/ get cold when it’s 71 degrees out