Allison Martina

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@ryankap_ @KevinMartina96 Following kev was my biggest mistake

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@julianacampp Yes that's acceptable, live it up 😛

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@Pat_Martina @KevinMartina96 @GordonRamsay Did you ever hear back from Mr. Ramsay?

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@KevinMartina96 Ok I'm blocking you

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

To be honest the Starbucks drink doesn't even sound good 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@Dor_TheExplorer Put it in a smoothie/protein shake! You can't taste it

[dan @OnchainTrappin]

Will Smith’s marriage open to everything except jokes

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@AnonBachFan @AmabileJoe

[Kerr @darthkerr]

i don’t understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i’m in the shower twirling round like a fkn kebab??

[Kay @KaylarWill]

All the questions left unanswered bc Euphoria writers wrote in Elliot singing for 27 minutes. Ok.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hate people who give up on Summer in August. August is prime summer. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@Dor_TheExplorer I thought that was a uterus on his hahah

[they call me callie 🦖 @chickennnnugget]

cows

[Allison Martina @AllisonFederico]

@Dor_TheExplorer 😭😭 your tweets have been killing me

[milan peyton 🧸 @milannnii]

y’all kill me talkin about “Covid is Real” as soon as someone you know gets it

it’s been real since March, baby cakes, you’re just programmed to not care about things until they affect you