Last time I came to my parents house I set up their Amazon Fire Stick. This time I came home to Mom thinking sheโs hilarious talking to Alexa because it annoys the hell out of my dad. ๐
A lady at the clinic today was convinced the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile was actually called the Oscar Meyer Penismobile. Props to whoever got her to believe that. ๐
Athlete (running into my room): Allison! I need that cup thing done on my leg!
Me: Oh you think you need it? For what?
Athlete: I got a dead leg and I need you to use it to suck out all the pain. ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ ๐@ShitMyAthltsSay