Allison

Chase your dreams but always know the road that will lead you home again ✨

[Mojo @Miss___Molly___]

No beef but shit damn this is why I can’t ever find jeans long enough. All you little pixie sized girls take the only jeans long enough for my Amazonian ass

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

@jessiejo96 This brings back painful memories 😅😂

[Kern @mocornfarmer]

Me- Hey, babe! Looks like we're going to finish up early tonight. Do you have something good for supper made?

Wife- Yep! It's ready. Just swing by McDonalds on your way home and pick it up

[Rodeo Life Problems @rodeolifeprobs]

If I was some of y’all’s horses I wouldn’t go in the alleyway either smh

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

@jjessieseguraa I feel this 😭

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

☠️😂

[taylor anne @taylorwissmann]

Please stop going up to tall girls saying “you’re tall” or ask “did you play ball” bc yes we did and yes we know we are tall... we don’t go up to you and say “omg you’re short did you play minigolf??” bc that would be rude now wouldn’t it...

[Shana Lester @ShanaLester]

Pastor: bring your problems
to the alter

Me: dragging my barrel horse
down the aisle

[Kell Bell @CahillKellie]

*Me yelling at my mare*

My mare:

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

@jjessieseguraa Well this is awkward

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

It’s funny when websites are like ~super long inseam-35 inches‼️~ cause those would still have me looking like I’m ready for the flood🙄

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

@jjessieseguraa Omg but seriously🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

Welcome to the club 👍🏼😂

[Quincee Clark @quinceeclark]

I’m about to have to start ordering 38 inch inseams on my jeans... THIRTY EIGHT. Where the heck is this coming from??? My mother is literally 5’2🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

@jjessieseguraa 🤣🤣 this is all i have to offer 😭

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

Feels like I haven’t seen @jjessieseguraa in 57 years and it’s only been like 2 weeks 🤣

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

@bernardausmus YEP

[cass spinelli @cassspinelli]

My boyfriend won’t stop singing that horses in the back song. Is he broken or is everyone’s boyfriend doing this?

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

@jjessieseguraa OH

[Allison @AllisonGossett]

3 finals and an internship then I’m done with school FOREVER 😮😅