Allison

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[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

@ me

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

congratulate yourself more often. you’re the only one who knows how hard you worked to get here.

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings 💕

(Engaged btw)

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[solé @layxsnv]

I did it.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

@Bounceyboyy Just did my first run. STS2 is IN

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

turning 30 as a white male is actually insane i woke up this morning with an even deeper appreciation of Steely Dan and New Balances. also i can’t stop watching Northern Lion. moth to a flame.

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

Why was Epstein in a Nerds commercial

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

What the fuck are we doing man

[droopy @Jruepeacock2234]

Hi I’m a professional nutritionist and this is what you should be eating 3x a day

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

The passing of Adam the Woo really hit me. His videos were so inviting and comforting to me for years. I just can’t believe it.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

no i love getting a link to instagram that opens in safari, then asks me to open the app, which takes me to the app store, and asks me to open the app, and then the app shows me a reel that is not the post from the link

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

I'm finally free from Silksong.

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

FIRSTKILLER MY GOAT

[Shopify Rebellion @ShopifyRebels]

First LAN for the new squad and first victory 💪
NA Open 1 Regional Champions 🏆

@kofyr4 @Firstkiller @rl_ljfett

#SRWIN

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

if u see a streaming service forming a monopoly at da cost of da theatrical experience warn a brother

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

Whoa

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

When I was like 4, my mom threw my Tamagotchi out of the car window because I was acting up. I brought it up a while back and she had no recollection of it happening. She came to visit this week and gave me this to apologize for my emotional trauma 😂

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

What a fucking clown

[Governor Jeff Landry @LAGovJeffLandry]

I’m calling on @LSU to honor the legacy of Charlie Kirk by putting up a statue of him on campus.

There is no better warrior for free speech than Charlie Kirk, and we must continue his legacy on every campus in America. 🇺🇸

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

GOODBYE BRIAN KELLY

[Allison @AllisonHasAnElf]

Just remembered that Wood was the last thing I heard before I went under for wisdom tooth surgery a couple of days ago. Why was that on the radio