Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere)

Author, The Unstoppable Bridget Bloom (out now!) & Three Things About Emmy Crawford (HarperTeen, 10/1/2024).
Licensed psychologist. she/her #loveislove

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

Lifetime achievement: I went to Barnes and Noble and my book was there and then I watched someone I didn't know BUY IT. 😭😭😭 (and daughter said she saw another person in the store with one). WHAT IS THIS LIFE?!
(btw, signed copies now at B & N, O St, #lnk)

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

Voting experience in #lnk today! Remember: thank a poll worker, help each other no matter what, kindness does matter, and BE PATIENT!
#USElection2024

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

I've never had to stand in line to vote at my polling place. But today, a line out the door. Feeling proud of this civic show out.

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

@LaneHeymont Therapist here.... definitely working today, tomorrow, etc. Horror in perpetuity. LOL

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

Here is my precious 90 year old grandpa Bob, two time Trump voter who flew the flag, wore the hat, and never once voted for a Democrat in his life - voting for Kamala Harris yesterday in Nebraska. Thank you grandpa Bob for your service 🫡

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

@kristyisreading @chinacatmouse @sarahschulman3 @FeministPress @HarperCollins @melissabroder @ScribnerBooks @juliecardalt @HarperPerennial @JarodAnderson @timberpress Yay, thanks Kristy and @chinacatmouse ! I hope you find more than Three Things to love About Emmy Crawford. :)

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

@headandtheheart Big big fan! Love it. The lyrics are 🔥🔥🔥

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

Go vote, Nebraska. We could actually do a thing.

[Lincoln Journal Star @JournalStarNews]

Nebraska Sen. Deb Fischer leads Dan Osborn by 2 points in latest poll https://t.co/vbug4ULEgo

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I’ve been all over the country in the last month.

And I get asked the same question, over and over again:

“I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?”

Here is my answer:

[Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr]

The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

I need to see what Jolene looked like

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

please give it to a plus sized girl this time. It’s one of the reasons why she was bullied in the book and why they used pig’s blood specifically

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

Okay, hear me out:

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I wonder how people against gender neutral bathrooms emotionally manage airplanes

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

I'm a therapist and our end of it is like this.
Me: How are you?
Client: Good!
Me: Wow, tell me about that!
OR
Me: That wasn't very convincing!
OR
Me:
THEN
Client: Okay I'm not actually good

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[best of the haunting @bestoffhaunting]

i think about this monologue a lot

[Allison L. Bitz-🌈 (Not here, find me elsewhere) @AllisonLBitz]

@bestoffhaunting ME TOO. Lives rent free in the head of this deep feeler.

[The Head & The Heart @headandtheheart]

Tomorrow's the day these words become yours 🏹 Arrow out everywhere at 9am ET/6am PT!

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

They done gentrified Runzas