Allison Lauta

Protect the Women, the Gays, and the Children | All stories are important. RHW in training.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Whether we like it or not he is the closest thing we have to a modern day Truman Capote

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

I miss the old love island

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

I can’t with a fake b*tch.

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

God save us from evil, save us from the influencers

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

@BravoTV OG RHONY

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

Calling for mandatory, nationwide cat exposure therapy.

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

Now that’s it’s almost summer in nyc

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

@Delta I swear every flight I took with you this year you had cancelled and delayed. Switching to a new airline.

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

@Delta WHAT IS GOING ON. Why do you make it so hard for me to head home? I feel like I should my book my round trip flights anticipating that I actually will get home a day later than what I booked.

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

@Delta you suck. EVERY TIME I FLY YOU DELAY MY FLIGHT OUT AND CANCEL MY RETURNING FLIGHT

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

@BravoTV Rosie overreacted and just put on a show for nothing. This woman is trying to be something when is nothing. She is trying to revive her tv career here. Like the stupidest fight ive seen

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

@suttonsroller Rosie is dumb and annoying.

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

Fuck yes. Omg omg.

[lab @LabOfMonsters]

🚨 BREAKING: Lady Gaga is surprise releasing “Princess Die” this week — set to play during the credits of Mayhem Requiem, dropping Wednesday, May 6.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

clocking out of work and clocking in for the met gala

[Mithrandir 🧙🏼‍♂️ @monzterstan]

Can’t really believe the MAYHEM ball is actually ending tonight

[Allison Lauta @AllisonLauta]

Okay why did everyone look like they fell out of a boohoo or fashion nova catalog for Coachella?

[∀rcher @Modern_Ecstasy]

PLEASE RESPECT LITTLE MONSTERS’ PRIVACY DURING THIS EMOTIONAL TIME 🥲