Alli🐊

♌ 🐘💛 B.P.V. K.A.A.

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

"oh my celiacs nerve in my elbow"

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“If I see you outside in open toes I’ll smack ya into the Poconos”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“Let’s take a shot”
“WHAT? HERE? Where they tax???”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“Realistically, this is my first melonberry mootube”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“She’s dead”
“Who’s dead”
“Tiger Wolf’s mother”

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

Can someone put a camera like on top of their head and teach me sign language that way?

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“I’m too old to join the secret service, I’m pretty bummed”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“The older we get, the farther we get from who we think we are” #Unser

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“Yeah don’t want to drop a dead dog”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN Dairy Queen discontinued the chocolate cherry blizzard

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

@DairyQueen DISCONTINUED THE CHOCOLATE CHERRY BLIZZARD.

WHY?!??!? Yall don’t have chocolate and cherries in there..

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“My purse is in my room, under the salad dressing”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“My belly hurts… then I ate nuts”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“My cart is already $600?”

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

So other than grown women yelling at eachother in public what else do they do on Baddies?

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

“I didn’t have a mom or a sister but I had a magazine” 📕

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

I think heaven smells like a chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

@Sparzito_ Wisconsin here… I call that trailing

[Alli🐊 @AllisonLucas812]

I miss hot mulligan on twitter already