Allison Kelley

Marketing Coordinator by day. Artist/Writer/Photographer by night. Lover of cats, coffee, and quirk.

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

@IKEAUSA Your customer service is killing me. Twice I've had difficulties with an order. Half of it was delivered. A redelivery was never authorized and I've waited on hold for a total of 3 hours over the course of trying to get this resolved. I will never order online again.

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

#UWGrad #OnWisconsin

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

@GoDaddy...Please...I've been on hold for an hour. A girl can only take these hold jingles for so long before they start playing in my dreams. I just need my site restored! #HelpMe

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Went to bed at 8:30 and woke up like this. #iwokeuplikethis

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

This is fear of commitment. #officelife

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

@hannacannell Chris Cannell loves showing me pics of Bernie. Lol 😂

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

@hannacannell Honestly Bernie the cat has my vote for president.
#feelthebern

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Anybody else REALLY feeling this #MercuryRetrograde BS? #sendhelp

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

@canva Don’t do this to me right now. #SOS

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Our receptionist as I️ walked in to work “Oh honey you look like you just woke up....but your outfit is cute!”

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Ok so update on the @iamsambee cat shirt. It’s a $975 @dolcegabbana shirt. @HeatherKKelley - Christmas is coming! LOL....WHYYY 😭😭😭

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Can someone please tell me where to find the green cat shirt that @iamsambee is wearing on #fullfrontal tonight? Asking for a friend...

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Drop a freestyle. Album a month later? I see...#Eminem

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

@canva Thank you so much 🙏🏼❤️

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

@canva WHY do you do this to me? 😭 #JackComeBack #INeedYou

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

It’s been real #INBOUND17
Until next time. Signed, #BossLadyinTraining 📝❤️

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

“You can’t see me!” Literally can’t see us...It’s fine. Thanks @JohnCena! #INBOUND17

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Anybody else just buy a ton of books and hoard them and not actually read them? No...? Just me? 😂 #notorious

[Allison Kelley @AllisonMKelley]

Today was the best Wednesday of all Wednesdays. #INBOUND17