Allison Matz

not a lot going on at the moment. baylor alum

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz]

I, a 24 year old working professional, had to put a scheduled 30 minute a day app limit on Tik Tok because I have no self control to stop myself

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

put me on hate island

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

knocking on peoples doors to tell them the books in their free library suck

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

"You're always drinking wine" God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz]

@duxfeminafacti9 You don’t even need to watch yellowjackets to be scared of that. That’s just West Virginia

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

When the Emilia Perez songwriters started singing their own song during their acceptance speech.

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

White people with freckles, welcome to the resistance

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

A bedroom for my recently orphaned nephew would go crazy here

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz]

@OLDMCDONALDson8 Huge bummer

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i’m being so serious

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

Bears dominate on the road 🐻

#Big12FB | @BUFootball

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Loose translation: "Sad airport day drinking"

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

One of the best parts of being an adult is nobody can make you go camping

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The champagne of beers.

Thank you for having me, @colbertlateshow!

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

You clearly weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered

[Pitbull @pitbull]

You don’t make mistakes, mistakes make you, therefore they’re MUST-akes.

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

College fanbases that are ready for basketball season already

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping