Allison

Running late with coffee is my cardio

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

Our children will be reading about this in history books as one of the biggest setbacks in American history.

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

My body my love my choice

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

Chipotle never having the vinaigrette is like McDonald’s ice cream machine always being broken 🤔

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

@TrgtrRUkiddinme @erastourticks No

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

@TrgtrRUkiddinme @erastourticks Are you still selling them?

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

@erastourticks any news???

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

@erastourticks Where are these tickets coming from??? I’m so confused

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

@Katie41027 @erastourticks PLEASE

[Bachelor[ette] @CheersToTheRose]

Zach wishing he went on Claim to Fame instead of #TheBachelorette

[female roman roy @sarahburhans_]

omggggg pete davidson spotted with gerri kellman a week after her split from roman roy

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

@KaceyMusgraves new album is the only thing that will get me to November 19th

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

Leave us alone 🥲🥲

[City of New York @nycgov]

A gloomy day in New York City is still better than a sunny day in Cleveland.

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

Why is it so funny to me that none of the SVU cops wear masks in the “pandemic” season

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

If someone took me to a spa just to tell me I don’t actually get to go in the spa, we’re done.

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

Well this is borderline sexual harassment

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

Bye bitch

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

THERE ARE TOO MANT STREAMING SERVICES. CAN WE PLEASE JUST CONDENSE TO ONE

[Allison @AllisonRJacobs]

I actually hate Anna more than Victoria 🤭

[bæ J @ajabdullah_]

instagram tomorrow