Allison

Educated in the law yet work in Early Childhood Education. Michigan grad. Happily married to @GreatLakesSon. Proud human mom to two orange tabby rescue cats.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

@FedExHelp I've wasted enough time with this. 2 calls to @FedEx made it clear that you "fulfilled your obligation" and "there's nothing we can do." I'll try my hardest to avoid using @FedEx from now on. I don't trust companies that refuse to correct THEIR mistakes.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

Ordered shoes and got shampoo. @FedEx made a new label due to "barcode quality" and put it on the wrong box. Was told since the label made it to the correct address, it's considered properly delivered and there's "nothing @FedEx can do."

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

@FedEx also said they couldn't help because I opened the box. The box with my name and address on it. The box they mislabeled. I didn't realize it's a crime to open a box that you're expecting that shows up on your porch with your name and address on it.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

So, I found the shampoo person who did in fact receive my shoes. Now we're sending our packages to each other. Will try to avoid @FedEx since I solved the problem they created.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

First day of school here. They say be on the lookout for kids. I say watch for the people dropping off their kids who drive like f'ing maniacs. Nothing like being tailgated for driving the school zone speed and having these people rip out in front of you from the school lots.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

Happy Easter! If you're a kid, Happy 2nd Christmas! Enjoy your new gaming system, motorized bike/scooter/little Jeep etc., new wardrobe, and 25 pounds of candy! I can't wait until we materialize every single holiday! Better start your Fourth of July shopping....

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

"Painting a room is fun and easy." Yet another lie told to adults. I'm not sure if I'd rather help someone move or paint a room. How does that whole ghosting thing work again? #DIY

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

@GreatLakesSon People love to hate anything. Even baked goods! They're probably the same people who go to the staff lounge at work and only take 1/2 a doughnut.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

Michigan fans are heading to work tired this morning, but it's worth it! #GoBlue #Hail

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

First day of school around me. It's like driving in the purge. People won't put their kids on the bus, but they'll break 20 traffic laws trying to get them there on time. Know who was on time? Kids on the bus. #firstdayofschool #commuting

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

@GreatLakesSon 0 out of 5 stars. ☹️

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

Ah, Independence Day weekend. When you find out who the neighborhood asshole is. 3 hours of fireworks last night into the wee hours. Now they're shooting them off in the daylight in the rain. This will probably only go on until October. #4thofJulyWeekend

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

This the 2nd time in a month that I've had a full cart @meijer and the shop and scan crashed forcing me to go through a line & rescan everything in my cart. Also, about 5-10% of my items rang up higher than the shelf tag price. So frustrating.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

Why are people so quick to tell you they don't like a food? Triggers: yogurt, cottage cheese, brussels sprouts, candy corn, & anything from popular restaurants. Um, I was talking about how the store has been out of my favorite yogurt for a month. I wasn't offering you any.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

@OscarTales Yep-I'm back! Have to do something while I'm home sick with strep, again.

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

@GreatLakesSon I'll take ridiculous first world things people will bitch about for $800

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

You know it's a great Monday when a few early childhood teachers being the morning meeting with a discussion of how @UMichFootball destroyed Ohio State and won THE game. I'm a Michigan grad. I'm from Ohio. I cannot stop smiling! #hail #GoBlue

[University of Michigan @UMich]

Today, we’re a football school. 🙌🏼🏈💯 #GoBlue
@UMichFootball @UMichAthletics

[Allison @AllisonRoYo]

Companies need to make it clear who they use for shipping. Physical store locations don't have what I want, and things that ship via @USPS keep getting lost. My most recent package has been calculating delivery date for a week. Makes me nervous to order holiday gifts.