Allison

The Puppet Master, wife, mother to the cutest Rangers fans ever, professional Malibu drinker, Dallas born Commanders fan

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig @BavettesChicago It looks incredible

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Anything for my nieces 🥰

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Gosh I love them!!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Very proud of you!! I know it can’t be easy, happy you are healthy!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

Check out Bryan Andrews's video! #TikTok https://t.co/5lNlypoM9R

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig 🦅🦅🦅

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Is he breakdancing?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Yess!! Make sure they know, it’s deadly!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Ayyy have fun! Do not get the hand grenade!!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

WHAT.A.RIDE Can’t wait to do it again!

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

What a ride

Beyond grateful to have experienced this season with each and every one of you 💛

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Congrats B!! What a win!!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

I’m so pumped to be here and playing like we belong! Raise Hail- LFG!

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Another step closer

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

I still can’t believe it.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

GOOD MORNING

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Thank you!!! What a win!! Raise Hail!!!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Good luck, buddy!!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

RAISE HAIL!!! LFG!!

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

And here we are again. Not even a month into the school year and our children are not safe. This should be the biggest agenda for our lawmakers but yet we have watched children die day after day and continue to do nothing!!

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Casualties have been reported after a shooting at a high school in Winder, Georgia. Authorities say a suspect has been taken into custody. https://t.co/MxtE39ydjw

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig Perfection on that schnitzel. Looks amazing

[Allison @AllisonRoth55]

@chief_branzig @JasonRoth07 Or, hear me out, get the hand grenade. 😳