Allison Ross

Public Health expert. Brilliant nurse. Gifted marathoner. Sanctimonious wife of Canada's goofiest man. Horrific horse face, freak-show bum, unsightly neck moles

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Goofy unamused with the lengths of my #SocialDistancing campaign.

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Absolutely, without question, the most brilliant, motivated, talented, and amazingly perfect woman you will ever meet? Me, of course!

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

A picture of absolute perfection in all I do. #simplythebest #thatsme

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

The countdown is on! Approaching 2 years of wedded bliss to Canada's goofiest man!! Who would have guessed it would last this long!!! #nooneelse withstood my demanding ways!!!!

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Amazingly brilliant. Brilliantly amazing. That's me!

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Celebrating 20 months of wedded bliss to Canada's goofiest man! Flamboyantly proud of our marital union, he struts about with me on his arm rendering all witnesses awash in envy!! #perfectmatch 💑

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Suppressing sneezes not recommended! 🤧 #funfactfriday https://t.co/4807uWjfHK

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#FunFactFriday

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Connect and engage. Connect and engage. Connect and engage. Every day. All day. Clearly my key to success!

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Connecting & engaging in meaningful ways is essential for any relationship! #relationshipadvice

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With our 2018 #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship #Alabama will keep the script A emoji for the next year!

#RollTide to that!

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

😠Stop calling me Stephanie. My name is Allison!

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Married 14 months, already seeking fresh ideas for date night. Any suggestions? #yup #marriedlife 😔

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Accidentally walked in on Goofy's pop in the washroom. Clearly Goofy's adorable little willy a result of genetics🤓 #likefatherlikeson

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Connecting and engaging in public places with a stuffed animal pretending it's a real dog! Bahaha!! #yup #thatsme #specialkindofcrazy 🤪

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Overcoming frigidity is challenging. #trustme

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Indeed, I'm more frightening looking without my glasses! #doublebagger 😮

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Reading 'The Soulmate Lover: A Guide To Passionate & Lasting Love, Sex, & Intimacy' by Mali Apple & Joe Dunn. Fascinating! #greatreads

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

ISO evidence based practices for overcoming female sexual dysfunction, commonly labeled 'frigidity'

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Yup, I did that! #specialkindofcrazy #looneytunes

[Allison Ross @AllisonSJRoss]

Reliving running the streets of #Barrie, pumping my fists, screaming at the top of my lungs #marathontraining #beachbody #noexcuses Bahaha!