Alli

Highly experienced media & vegan treat consumer

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

Cannoli solves everything

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

@DiDutchie @mrhighfoster I don’t know who you are, but I feel like I need to say to you that you are not meant to go and that you are worthy

[Prof Michael E. Mann @MichaelEMann]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
— George Orwell

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?"

ICE: "No! Back off! Now!"

Doctor: "I'm a physician."

ICE: "I don't care."

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: SEVERAL new videos of the the possible Brown University shooter have just been released from private home cameras, prior to the shooting

FBI is now offering a $50,000 reward for information.

1-800-CALL-FBI

This POS needs to be found NOW.

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

@Dr_SaebGaza .

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

@thegridkid @NYTGames Happy Birthday! 🥳 thanks for the good puzzling times!

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🦋 @cloverbloom_]

And I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

Saw my first drone ✌️ Merry Christmas Eve

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

I thought I was the only living person obsessed with both Bob Dylan and Charli XCX

Apparently I have the UFOs and Timmy on my side

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

@realroborthman Yup, I moved to RI for cheaper housing

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

I eat frozen waffles everyday…
And I just got laid off
Man, this is not my week 😩

[CBS News @CBSNews]

More than 500 varieties of frozen waffles manufactured by TreeHouse Foods and sold under major store brands such as Walmart's Great Value and Target's Good & Gather have been recalled because they might be contaminated with listeria. https://t.co/i5nTxliAQO

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

How I sound prepping for my job interview tomorrow - I need to chill help

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

Did anyone see Alamo Drafthouse might be serving dill pickle popcorn sometime soon?
@filmflavors

https://t.co/L0t1D33HmE

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

Just got laid off lol 🙃

[FEMA @fema]

Time is running out. NOW is the time to evacuate for #Milton.

If you need a safe place to go, text SHELTER & your zip code to 43362 to get a list of open shelters near you.

You can also find one using the @RedCross map: https://t.co/gwfNSHNGLc

[lauren @winonaddict]

as summer nears its end, their power grows

[jaguar wrong @jawnlegendary]

sonya massey wasn’t even worried about that pot of water. she was looking for her id card!! that fucker told her to go turn the stove off to avoid a fire starting and then he killed her while she was following his orders. then he said he didn’t want to waste his med kit on her!!

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

Jake Tapper just said “we are all brat” 😳

[Pop Base @PopBase]

CNN talks about Kamala Harris’ ‘brat’ themed campaign.

[Alli @AllisonSimone]

@charli_xcx Brat exists in the context of all in which we live and what came before us