Crackheda

MNSU

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

I laughed at a rock for 30 minuets today

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

@seashell_b Love you

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

*america

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

If I never spend another 4th of July in America I would be ecstatic

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

In the last 5 minutes I’ve heard an ambulance, police cars, and fire engine drive by. All separate occasions. Fuck america.

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

I am watching Chicken Run at 4 am and messaging Christian men on tinder that I love Jesus.
A new low for me💕💕

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

Eggs are $8 for a 12 pack ☠️

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

I am thawing a whole chicken in my bathroom. That’s all, thank you.

[rico @somethinglovely]

today's vibe

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

Huge congrats to Miah and Trent but I gotta say the highlight of their wedding was the 6yo in the row behind me sneeze farting during the vows

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

@Argus911 @Allison_2017

[rockstar @cadefart]

babe i only tweeted where the hoes at so i can avoid the area

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

babe what do you want to watch tonight

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

Tonight I went down my first rabbit hole of live TikToks, pls never again.

[for the ✨hope✨ of it all @libraxxmoon]

wtf is going on here?????

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

The CDC just announced real eyes realize real lies

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

Is two months later too late to message someone back on tinder?? Asking for a friend…

[jordan;) @winkejordan13]

The Midwestern urge to compare your graduating class size with anyone who says they also grew up in a small town

[baked bean @emy_lou181]

stop

[Crackheda @Allison_2017]

@skylarbauer17 Lmfao, you doing okay sky?