Alli☀ Wonderland.

University of South Carolina, ΑΔΠ.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i want to formally declare. that my stuffed fren sebastian. is my valentine. there are never before seen. levels of snugs. in his future

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Customs problem solved!

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

LMAOOOO https://t.co/9cy2qh6nLJ

[Alli☀ Wonderland. @Allison_Lemmon]

@man_hercules How about a motorcycle

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

This is about more than creating great football players. This is about creating great men.

Welcome home, Marcus.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

In the future, the titles “Father” and “Zaddy” are both acceptable.
https://t.co/ofv2BZ9cSy

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Gross. Don’t. https://t.co/CjkoGUktTD

[Frank Martin @coachFMartin]

Hey Stephanie if u don’t like basketball, Fine. Think I’m a bad coach, Fine. Don’t like me, Fine. However, don’t ever put my players down away. We r 8-2 off of a Final 4 without u. We r good without your support.
Appreciate u https://t.co/hQOHjlyGN3

[relatable @byreIatable]

I am rapidly running out of tomorrows on which to begin studying

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

It's Decembrrr 🎅🏾

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

I just want to say FUCK YOU to all the fans yesterday who were throwing shit onto the field. That is classless and I don’t condone it and you made an entire student body look like pieces of shit for your actions.

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

It starts with you.

[relatable @byreIatable]

me:*is nearly exploding from stress*

me: ah yes it's the perfect time to begin the tv series I've watched 6 times already for the 7th time