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[Allison @Allisonmaried]

This is giving me the same claustrophobia and anxiety as the Thai cave soccer team incident. I can’t even imagine either scenarios #titanic

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

@TMZ Shanna that you???

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

Sooo should I Postmates a steak dinner and open an expensive bottle of wine juuuust in case #ChineseRocket #SOS

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

#BestBarRileys

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

@realDonaldTrump Looks like you did not

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

#givegood

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

I knew I should have waited for 30x.... I can only blame myself.

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

And NOW the bus driver is screaming "GREEN LYGHT MEANS AH HAVE DA RIGHT AWAY" #calmdown

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

Chick yelling to boyfriend on bus. Like on behalf of everyone on 30 please shut up.

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

@lyft shuttle is everything in SF. @Uber should get on that stat.

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

Remember when dating was easy? Ya me either.

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

"I once no'd a guy on bumble for not completing an escape room. I don't support losing..."

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

A guy that can detect even the slightest change in your voice.... keeper

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

Too hungover for public transit today. Thanks uber.

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

People who requests stops.... juuuust stop

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

My Uber score went up .01. Yes I treat this like a credit score #Uber

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

This chick just got on the bus and immediately pulled for a stop..... walk. #lazy

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

Thank god our office is next to LinkedIn so I can see where I'm going

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

But real talk Peet's is gross

[Allison @Allisonmaried]

Philz > Starbucks > Peet's #coffee #sf