Allyson Young

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

35-0

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

Brock Purdy becomes the first quarterback to win while making first NFL start against Tom Brady. Previous QBs were 0-6.

Purdy: 16-21 for 185 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT. Also ran a TD.

49ers win, 35-7.

Photo: AP

[cyclONE nation @istatenation]

Brock Purdy beating up on Tom Brady so bad they took it off national television to save him the embarrassment.

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

Well…. That was embarrassing

Halftime thoughts ⬇️

[Ty Rushing @Rushthewriter]

Iowa lost out on $30 million in federal child care funding because it would cost $3 million out of a nearly $2 billion surplus, BUT, if it make you feel better, the governor has allocated nearly $30 million to two seperate Field of Dreams projects including the in-limbo TV show.

[David Faciane @davidfaciane]

The best part of these Pete Davidson stories is they always pair an absolutely flawless photo of the girl with a shot of him that looks like he just got caught dumpster diving behind an Arby's.

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

23 and Me but to find out what percentage of Nick Cannon I am.

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

bad days end too.

[Sok-It @javasok]

“If you didn’t drink coffee you’d be less anxious” ok I won’t be doing that but thank you

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

[✿𝓢𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓮✿🇵🇸🇵🇸 @lilsodda]

Just wanna put this here

[ashleyvanorny @ashleyvanorny]

Women in Iowa are going to lose our reproductive freedoms.
Family’s with trans members like mine are in real jeopardy.
So many election deniers re-elected.
A very dark day for Iowa today.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

so hype when one of the boys incorporates a new word into his vocabulary. like bro did u just describe something as “ostentatious”. fuck man. thats sick. thats cool as hell

[indira🐇 @indiramendezz]

I think going to a rage room would be very beneficial to me

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

ITS A FUCKING CYCLONE STATE

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

the earth is not spinning fast enough for my liking tbh. fling me right off