Biff

Bitching to the choir.

Here for the activists, journalists, cyclists and theatre folks

[Biff @Allomer]

Workout: do a thing until it starts hurting
Stretching: do a thing until it stops hurting

[Biff @Allomer]

If cigarettes are currency, conversation is humanity

[Biff @Allomer]

Sure, my family shopped at the dump. But we never had to worry about Al stealing the last dregs of humanity from us.

[Nehal @nehalmisra]

girls will be like idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisis and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/'

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

I think a basic thing that some social media owners get wrong is that they think I want a website to fight about American politics but really I just want one where I can type out little jokes for nerds & share some interesting things I've found (that will be interesting to nerds)

[Biff @Allomer]

Staying in a relationship because they owe you a large sum of money is a terrible idea. 0/10, would not recommend.

[Biff @Allomer]

@ruebyretro Reggie Watts in the Banff Centre Club venue. That place holds <100 people

[OffStageJobs.com @OffStageJobs]

#TheatreHoroscope Capricorn: Artists are known to go though phases, such as their “blue period.” Today you’ll go through a hot red phase & an explosive blue phase. You will also lose your job as an electrician.

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Legit call from the school:

Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

[Made by Google @madebygoogle]

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[Hannah Dreier @hannahdreier]

The US is seeing an unprecedented wave of migrant child labor right now.

Thousands of kids are working overnight in dangerous factories for brands like Cheerios, Fruit of the Loom and Ford. They're here alone and they're being failed in the most basic way.https://t.co/5IlCNTjGdh

[Biff @Allomer]

@ruebyretro If only. Though I'm like 95% sure that's a satire account, judging by the other posts

[Biff @Allomer]

Just interviewed for a dream job 🤞

[Biff @Allomer]

@lesterleesm Side, 100%. Sometimes toss a pillow between my knees so my chiro doesn't yell at me 😅

[Biff @Allomer]

@lesterleesm One under the pillow, other crossed over my chest

[Biff @Allomer]

Oh my god, and I thought Yellowknife had it bad. 😅

[Biff @Allomer]

@Banff_Town @banffmayor As a smoker, I'm totally okay with this. Good job! 👏

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

Last of Us and Skinamarink have opened to wild success this year bc their style of horror doesn't rely on jump scares or gore but simply on showing audiences what it would be like to live in Alberta

[Biff @Allomer]

@baileymeyers Pseudo. I rhymed it with Play-doh until college.