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[໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ @claridodi]

Nobody likes you when you’re depressed n that’s just real 🤷🏻‍♀️ y’all can sit here and try to tweet sympathetic shit abt mental health but in reality depressed people get categorized with negativity/toxicity and just drown in their own shit b/c people don’t wanna deal with it

[Jake. @YedIin]

On this episode of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares https://t.co/33ZYjpJ7t4

[Jacqui Lemieux @jacqui_lemieux1]

My future children are going to have so many aunts and uncles that aren’t even biologically related to them 😂

[Chase Hartman @c_hartman2]

I want a girl to FaceTime me at night when she’s looking a mess wearing a big hoody stressing over homework so I can talk to her & boost her confidence

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

sex is fun but have y’all ever went shopping for matching cemetery plots

[Amber Davies @Amber_Davies7]

I am trying SO HARD TO NOT GET PISSED OFF WITH GEORGIA

[Jack rawson @jackrawson14]

Birds wear bikinis and tops with underboob showing does that mean we can wear shorts with our bellend hanging out the bottom? Lovely bit of undercock

[𝕾𝖙𝖊𝖛𝖊 Barça @Stevedaresx]

Messi 2014 : "Hahaha fucking bottler! Doesn't deserve the golden ball, FIFA bias!"

Modric 2018 : "Incredible achievement, took his country to the finals. Give him the balon d'or!"

Funny how narratives change.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Dimitri Payet is keen on a surprise return to West Ham. His representatives have approached the London club. Manuel Pellegrini spoke to senior players and it is understood he received a favourable response. Payet has been in contact with some old teammates this week.

[Guardian]

[Connor Anderson Ⓥ @c_anderson_ara]

This coming from the same person who blasted Joey Carbstrong on live TV for extending his compasssion towards ALL animals. Fucking hypocrite. https://t.co/6ZD1HTH0yr

[Tiaaa🦋 @_Cyntiaaa]

A 21+ water park is very much needed lol

[ExWHUEmployee @ExWHUEmployee]

Let’s forget Payet today though because it’s looking very likely an England international is going to join his boyhood club having taken a pay cut today!! ⚒

[ExWHUEmployee @ExWHUEmployee]

The “exciting” ex player I spoke of being offered back to us on the radio show, may be back on. It’s unlikely, very unlikely but not dead ⚒

[Central @WestHam_Central]

West Ham can get a free transfer over the line quicker than you can say Pellegrini is a genius yet when it comes to anything £20m+, it takes about a year and a half.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Fenerbahce fans...Jack Wilshere is joining West Ham. I'm sorry.

[Chisom- Global Careers Adviser 🌏 @FLOTUK]

Wasn’t put on this earth to endure and suffer all because of marriage and motherhood! That’s why I’m committed to knowing myself, living my fullest life before rendering myself unto kids and a husband. Your life is not the same after you do that. It’s not yours either.