Alloyshers

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

No porn.

No news.

No sugar.

No alcohol.

No partying.

No laziness.

No junk food.

No toxic girls.

No fake friends.

Dear son, You are the only person holding yourself back.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

When I bought my first car,I told nobody. I didn’t see the need to. I felt like if I did,I would be belittling myself in a way I would be showing them that I thought I was incapable of buying a car. So I didnt.

Even the madam I was with then madam found out 2 days later after seeing the kipunguo akaniuliza niya nini. Nikamwambia niya gari. She seemed happier even more than me. Giggling and wiggling like a puppy that had discovered a long lost bone.

There is stoic ego that we men have,that forbids us from celebrating achievements we make,because it was expected of us to achieve them anyway.

This is why some of us barely remember our birthdays,kama yangu sikumbuki kama ni august ama october,nitaangalia kipande nikirudi nyumbani

But make no mistake. This is not an error that needs fixing,men are not broken. This is just how we are

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

@polo_kimanii Akili mtu wangu😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

We have gone to the same schools

We have gone to the same Universities

We have received the same education

And now We are in the same job market

But even so,

You expect me to have more money than you so that I can fund your lifestyle because im a man

Are you mad!?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here is everything you need to know about the budget in simple terms.

@Fortuneochako1 has shared details from the FY 2026/27 budget.

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[TICHA N. MANICH @JJwillmadeit]

Fanya kila kitu lakini usinyonge bro, that shit slowly drains you

[Dax @thatsdax]

I apologize for interrupting your scrolling, but if you're holding your phone right now, join me in typing... Lord, please do it for me.

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

Chelsea Winning for the first time 😜

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

@caleblimo01 😁🕵️

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

@AokoOtieno_ Wueh! Hii Kenya😏

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

@Kenyans Yes

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

@eduzmi Kabisaa

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Mamen alipata dem yake amepiga boobs picha na hajai mtumia.. AkaJump into conclusions akapata ni ukweli.. Kumbe dem anatumia mans mwingine nudes.. Kuuliza dem, response yake was: “Babe hata nipple haionekani..”

😂😂😂😂😂

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

Finally I have got something to do with my dad's shirt when it gets old🤸

[nayaabucklee💕 @kerubo_truth]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

@WaruiJohn2 @AzziadNasenya Why you blaming someone else and tou did it yourself?

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

When you ask for head and she tells you 'Habibi, all holes legal'

[Alloyshers @AlloyshersK]

Elon musk anasemaje huku, eti Kuna restrictions 🤔

[NG’ENDO MURUGU @MRSMuruguu]

Niko zangu ama mko sure Chebukati haja join KDF? 🤣🤣🤣🤣